Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You will be respectful in the house of the Lord.

...when I saw what looked like a magical owl fly by, and...

I mean, they're usually other child molesters...

And I'm gonna go see him right now.

Forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.

What? When did you become a lesbian?

First up, some kind of crappy little paddleboat.

Fine. Then I'll call a friend. I'll just open up my address book.

Is there a freaking pineapple embargo or what?

I don't know. I guess just if there's anything special about me or...

And he didn't even realize. He's like America, the guy.

Even in death it provides sustenance for the Lord's other creatures.

...with a passion for paddleboats that sometimes borders on the erotic.

Come on, Brett. You can pull out of this.

So now, why would I be pissed?

Don't worry, Francine. I'm not a millionaire.

Enough, Stan. Why is this such a big deal?

...when white males had all the power instead of just most of it.

That is so ignorant. You don't become a lesbian.

Disguised as teachers from the school.