Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, I just want someone who wants to hang out with me, you know?

Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past.

It's gonna be okay. The important thing is I've still got my family.

...and the Virgin Mary is my hot stewardess.

Which is why I'm gonna show you how to make a cool potion in this bathtub.

The owl brought me my official letter of admission.

Potions class. Did you get all this stuff from Professor Snape?

Show me the way, Lord.

Look, I've been acting like a jackass.

Hey. You're alive and probably pretty pissed.

- Hey, you still play golf, right? - Stan, I'm a Satanist, not a poor person.

We're both gun-loving, red-meat-eating Republicans...

So, what are you gonna do? Where will you turn in this hour of need?

Do they know where you live? Do they know where you live?