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That's our job.
[dramatic music plays]
But Rand is finally in charge of the company.
[electricity crackles]
The chrono-resistant properties of aluminum
He's gone AWOL in the damn head.
I've been taking your advice my whole life and look what I have to show for it.
Wait a second. What the heck am I saying?
A good leader wouldn't drag their best friend
Glad to have you back, guys.
Okay, hear me out, what if I surgically gave you a horse vagina?
More Simpsons porn.
You've actually done it. A time machine! Want to explain how it works?
We will grant you the power to control the world on our behalf.
and your dad arrived with an attitude problem.
[tense music plays]
and I hated him because he was an abrasive asshole.
[Myc] God, our banter's electric.
We decided to go into business together.
Wait, you want to give us a job?
[gentle music plays]
Hey! Where are you taking us?
A screw-up.
This means one thing.
"Shamuzaamskisaurus: Dinosaur Stalin Whale Genie."