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That's our job.
and your dad arrived with an attitude problem.
"Shamuzaamskisaurus: Dinosaur Stalin Whale Genie."
[Myc] God, our banter's electric.
Wait, you want to give us a job?
[tense music plays]
A good leader wouldn't drag their best friend
and I hated him because he was an abrasive asshole.
[gentle music plays]
He's gone AWOL in the damn head.
Okay, hear me out, what if I surgically gave you a horse vagina?
I've been taking your advice my whole life and look what I have to show for it.
Wait a second. What the heck am I saying?
We decided to go into business together.
Glad to have you back, guys.
[dramatic music plays]
You've actually done it. A time machine! Want to explain how it works?
A screw-up.
We will grant you the power to control the world on our behalf.
[electricity crackles]
This means one thing.
The chrono-resistant properties of aluminum
Hey! Where are you taking us?
More Simpsons porn.
But Rand is finally in charge of the company.
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