Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I spent my whole life thinking you were a hero or a villain,

Oh, damn it! I knew we should have taken the UFO.

-Okay? -[Brett gasps]

[upbeat music plays]

Hello there, whippersnapper.

Let's pack it in, kiddo.

and then you went and gave everyone else on the team their dream timeline

Now we can use the power of your tummy screen…

We've entered a parallel timeline.

Where are you going, my wife Scarlett Johansson?

Diggity dope morning, bro-workers.

"Kuh, kuh!" Kazaam, fuck!

I'm gonna get what's coming to me. The money, the house, the car!

Well, actually, he's…

That makes me think there's beer in there!

-It's very distracting. -[Myc] Put it away!

Oh God, this is an emergency!

[dramatic music fades]

Menstrual cycles were hell though.

[groans] Why won't Ron text me back?

because the fabric of space-time has been tampered with!

[electricity crackles]

Note to self, pitch show called Reality Blizzard to Amazon.

What are you doing?

Just an action-packed adventure.

I… I have to take this chance.

-What the hell? -[gasps] And there's only one moon.

He must be in danger of losing his job and he's trying to get it back.

I had everything.

But sure, keep it off if you want to risk permanent timeline alterations.

The machine created random changes to the present