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Not as a time machine, but it worked!
We ask only that you dismantle Project Reboot.
[Myc] Sweet shiitake, I have spores! I'm gonna be a mother!
But in the late '70s, this is considered lightheartedly comedic.
For Andre's dick.
[suspenseful music plays]
[uplifting music plays]
Now he's America's favorite TV doctor!
Your horrible mustache is gone!
[Myc] My God, in this timeline, none of us work for Cognito
I never thought I'd go from Harvard to serving coffee,
I hereby honorably discharge myself.
[Robe 1] …a bit out of date.
[all] Reagan!
Let's party, bro!
You're misremembering the name of the movie.
Okay, so good. He won the lottery.
Nolan can co-EP, but not show run. He'll be too controlling.
[dramatic music plays]
-Reagan! -[Reagan groans]
I may have just lost the love of my life
Look at you. You're enjoying this, aren't you?
I had to run the Illuminati's Disney Channel division, Reagan.
[both yell]
and every one of us lived our goddamn dream lives.
Guys, we have to focus on the mission.
It was called Kazaam with a "Kuh,"
Me when I see Big Mouth, Mr. pickles, and Paradise PD
I made notes on my poster,
is with vodka and Korean boner pills.
Wait, is that…?
with unholy godlike forces not meant for man.
[melancholy music plays]
[laughs] In my medical opinion, this guy's a freak!
[all] What?
[Reagan] Leave it to my dad to destroy reality
[Robe 1] Your machine is tampering
Wait, to when you reprogrammed him? So that means…
Goddamn it, Rand!