Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[sighs] …fine.
Just wetzeled the thing into a… a knot.
So we rebooted our memories and now we're here.
In exchange, we will hire you to create a shadow company
-Uh, are you gonna put on a shirt? -Yeah.
SHAZAAM - SINBAD
Look, Christian bears aside, is this gonna make us any money?
-[knocking on door] -[man] I heard the word beer in there.
eaten be eaten
They control comedy for some reason.
You're telling me everyone on the team got positive timelines except us?
This is an outrage!
-[yelling] -What's happening?
You want to keep the timeline from changing
Ah, my old evidence-burying shovel.
Vodka water coolers and cosmic annihilation.
-Me too! -Amen.
Press that button, you could end up in hell.
Well, maybe some of us are sick of our realities
[J.R.] What the hell was that?
If we could perfect it, we could become gods,
by altering small events in the past.
And I got tired of having a horse penis.
Scanning our brains to preserve our current memories.
[Myc] I'll admit, I'm finally starting to like you guys.
and Brett's movie starred a whale, apparently.
[jaunty scat music playing]
in the goddamn Harvard Lampoon!
Thank you, convenient alien spaceship. [grunts]
Shit, the RA. Stall him.
-Agh! -[Rand gasps]
[tense music plays]