Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh, are you gonna put on a shirt? -Yeah.
Scanning our brains to preserve our current memories.
And I got tired of having a horse penis.
Just wetzeled the thing into a… a knot.
-[yelling] -What's happening?
-Agh! -[Rand gasps]
SHAZAAM - SINBAD
Thank you, convenient alien spaceship. [grunts]
You want to keep the timeline from changing
[tense music plays]
Vodka water coolers and cosmic annihilation.
So we rebooted our memories and now we're here.
This is an outrage!
and Brett's movie starred a whale, apparently.
[J.R.] What the hell was that?
Well, maybe some of us are sick of our realities
-Me too! -Amen.
in the goddamn Harvard Lampoon!
by altering small events in the past.
[sighs] …fine.
You're telling me everyone on the team got positive timelines except us?
Look, Christian bears aside, is this gonna make us any money?
If we could perfect it, we could become gods,
-[knocking on door] -[man] I heard the word beer in there.
Ah, my old evidence-burying shovel.
Shit, the RA. Stall him.
[Myc] I'll admit, I'm finally starting to like you guys.
[jaunty scat music playing]
They control comedy for some reason.
Press that button, you could end up in hell.
eaten be eaten
In exchange, we will hire you to create a shadow company