Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chuckles] Nice.
there's only one moon,
College was enough.
[tires screech]
[dramatic music plays]
-That can't be right. I remember a movie Shazaam.
Quick! Tattoo everything you know about yourselves on your bodies!
in my medical opinion this guy's a freak!
Fellas, I'm sensing a classic Reagan screw job.
Rand's unearthed Project Reboot.
and it gets worse the more questions you ask.
You're both going in front of the Robes for sentencing.
He could be passed out in his office, or it could be much worse.
Oh no, this is bad. This is very bad!
but you're not. You're just… my dad.
I'll fix the flat.
with enormous egos and really weird-shaped dicks join forces,
Guess our shit timeline's better than nothing.
The true rulers of the world,
Glad to be back.
Maybe Rand's changes are actually good for the world.
into their dad's bullshit.
[sighs]
I'm willing to take that chance.
What? How do I look like I'm enjoying anything?
Yeah, in this reality he got his dick stuck in a pretzel maker.
[Myc] I get it.
Ah, I've freshly dropped out of college and stolen this robe.
Now wait a goddamn second.
Alpha-Beta's memory drive should let us restore the timeline
We're now in Timeline 1D, where Andre may or may not exist,
Huh.
Dad, maybe going to Shadow Prison X is the best way to protect you from yourself.
You don't have to do it alone.