Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh yeah, minor thing. There used to be two moons.

Okay, this is more Howard Hughes than I would have thought.

[Reagan] Wait, what the fuck? One moon?

and we'd like better ones.

Who the hell are you Dorito-headed dipshits?

Without me, you'd be another rich brat working in the non-shadow government.

[Brett giggles]

The time anomalies are reaching maximum impossibility limit factor.

Thanks, AB. You've been a real team player today.

-[grunts] -[groans]

I might be what now?

[Reagan] Thanks for sticking by me when no one else did.

-[electricity crackles] -[all yell]

-[electricity crackles] -Anomaly incoming! Brace yourselves!

[shudders] …Tenet?

[Robe 1] Your innovation and daring have impressed us.

allow it to preserve the freshness of casseroles and space-time.

…and find out what happened to Andre.

and it starred Shaq, the Sinbad of basketball.

Also, Paul Giamatti is a sex symbol for some reason.

[laughs] My life could not be any better right now!

-Rain check. -So dramatic.

-Yes! -[Myc laughs]

-Agh! No, I'm too rich to die! -If you're gonna kill us, do it quick.

[Myc] All I know is, I'm ready for the joys of motherhood! Myc out!

How dystopian could these timeline glitches get?