Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want me to do what about what?

Rand must have started up the machine and reality itself is in danger.

I'm trying to build a perv bot to spy on that sorority.

I just saw Andre's face on a billboard and his dick looked fine.

footballs are cube-shaped,

What's going on?

Please, help me fix it. Help me get her here.

I had my job, I had power.

Let's shut this thing down together.

That's how many times I tried to get you both back.

Those Russkies will never take me alive. Suicide pact! Who's in?

[ominous choral music plays]

That's how many times.

Throw on this tinfoil hat to be safe.

Well, I guess if no one's gonna tell me to tear this thing down,

That's why we need this machine as an insurance policy.

[melancholy music plays]

than giving each other face tattoos.

Wait, what do you mean "we"?

This is crazy. It's like we're walking through some kind of blizzard.

That's right. I'm the one person who likes that.

Also, we're listening to my podcast on the way.