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[sighs] I feared this day would come.
Great. Well, now my back tattoo makes no sense.
Okay, no response yet,
[gentle music plays]
If I succeed, I'll see you again.
Don't you see what this means?
I would change nothing. [laughs]
[gasps] Ah, shit! Your face is naked.
You're wondering who's that for? It's me! Guys like me.
Also, do you want like a T-shirt or like a… like a large towel?
Wait, maybe we should keep this to ourselves.
I better not wind up sharing a cell with that asshole again.
You're pregnant!
[Rand] So buy more with Daddy's credit card.
[gasps]
[chokes]
Wow, universe 1D is treating Andre right.
Gigi's Louboutin has a home in Lin-Manuel's ass.
and expect a relationship to go back to the way it was.
You said something nice, but it felt mean.
J.R.! The machine, it's totally unpredictable.
[melancholy music plays]
and then that helped me remember that we had this!
All right, asshole! You've messed with my life long enough!
It's called class.
Oh, I lost track days ago.
Glenn Dolphman!
I'm calling this a success. It buried itself.
[Myc] Today, we have on friend of the pod, Elon Musk,
[Myc] He's a fucking millionaire?
This machine alters reality itself.
Turns out I wasn't pregnant. I just had way too much Del Taco.
We got to find Project Reboot and stop Rand from destroying reality.
The movie? Yeah, but it's like good bad.
Oh! [growls]