Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a healthy relationship, you know?

- [softly] Simon didn't kill himself.

[gritty electronic music]

- Aren't you both a little too white to pull that off?

They have to run down to the nurse's office,

- [chuckles] Anyways, you look amazing.

- Hey. - Cooperstown.

- You're hurt. I'm staying with you.

Especially when you try and act tough.

he tried to frame you with the EpiPen?

Because his girlfriend, the liar-in-chief,

- What the fuck do you want?

I'd be wearing the unibrow. - Well--

Always looking out for me?

* Oh, I'll take my time *

Look, I appreciate you being honest with me.

because conveniently enough, Jake left Simon's Xbox

Pretty sure that confessing to your boyfriend

- I was at home that night. Where else would I have been?

- Heard really great reviews

It was a picture.

how it completely fucked us, and she still just went

I'm sorry. - Okay, but there's more.

Double whiskey soda?

and just disappears dressed as a fucking magician.

- And late last night,

But if there's something in there,

You're just looking out for her, you know?

started hanging out with some jocks.

and none of you losers ever see me again.

- [whimpers] - No.

Bro, I don't even know who you are anymore.

Video games used to be our thing.

Addy told us you saw the whole chat history

- No, I mean, I don't even know the guy.

- I want you to write a post about Addy.

He would've never fled to Mexico without telling me.

- You ever gonna tell me what happened with Murder Club?

- Well, did you ask for one? - It's not easy, okay?

Also, how do you think

look at the way this man manipulates you.

if you just hadn't been a slut.

- Yeah, but people see you on that thing,

- I'm sure there's an explanation.