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When your friends say they aren’t drinking this weekend
Thank you, Vikki, for that marvelous introduction!
Pull! Pull! Harder! Harder!
Come on, you fools!
Just lucky I guess
- Yes! Yay! - Burn! Burn! All right!
- Uh-oh. Dead man's toe - Fresh one.
And upstairs is where they slept.
It's just that I hate this place.
It is but water! Most refreshing!
Fortunately the potion I brewed the night we were hanged...
Unfortunately the recipe for that potion is in my spell book,
- Hush! - Aaah!
It holds Winifred's most dangerous spells. She must not get it.
Locating alcohol at a family party ASAP
Dani!
- 'Tis a b-black river. - Perhaps it is not too deep.
Thank you, Vikki....
Buyers: “I’m going to wait for interest rates to drop”
Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok...
Made from the fat of a hangman.
And Hollywood, the shoes fit great!
Well, there's a light switch around here somewhere.
Kahly help me
I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance!
My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
when I knew some airhead virgin might light that candle.
Well, Winnie, how time flies, huh?
- Officer, this is not a prank. - Really!
This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk.
♫ - And it was strong - So strong, so strong, so strong
- Mother. - Mother. - Mother.
Fall 1993
Right away. Sorry.
Hmm. Black flame candle.
HE HAS A LITTLE WOMAN. SOUNDS TASTY.
- Broom, ho. - Ahh.
Hey pretty boy please go over there Help me please I’m sorry Kahly please forgive me
The witches are dead. My soul's finally free.
Emily?
What! You leave me alone in every way?
- Sounds like... - Mums? - Mums.
Hi, Billy.
Okay!
Yes! XI: XII: XIII: XIIII: XIIIII:
Dead man's toe, and make it a fleshy one!
Hello
So, um, how's the party?
When I start failing muscle ups I've lost my power!!
Well, I guess they're still partying. Come on in.
Then come find us! We'll be ready for them!
Well, um...
- I don't know. Thumbs, gums. - Or dead man's buns. - Dead man's buns. Buns.
We're talking about three ancient hags versus one dead guy is Sam wheat ?
They thought I was a real cop.
Liar.
I know this sounds dumb,
300 years ago the Sanderson Sisters bewitched people.
For your information, he’s a little leaguer!
Come on, you idiots! Get under shelter!
Daylight savings time.
Winnie, oh, do you wanna hit me? Would that cheer you up?
- Hey, cut the music! Cut the music! - Hey, man, I'm in the middle of a song!
- She's jealous. - She doesn't even know me! - I know. I know. And she said...
When me and my personalities don’t get at least 3.45 compliments a day
Purloined! Curses!
- Oh! Oh, don't say it. Don't even say it. - Ugly?
- Enough, enough, enough! - Sorry.
- Damn, damn, double damn! - Oh!
Okay.
You. There.
Allison , Allison kiss me I’m Allison
- And the book said... - Yes? - I remember it like it was yesterday.
When you get sick and can't hang.
Oh, thou wouldst hate me in the morning.
We are doomed. I feel the beads of sweat upon my neck
Just lucky I guess
Winifred, thou art a mere sprig of a girl.
- Ah, yes. - Oh, I had my eye on that.
Chiropractors be like...
ты родила
maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose!
- I'm really into witches. - Really? Me too.
Yeah.
- Hag. - Uh-oh.
You're my kitty boyfriend .
- Petunia face. - What?
Mom?
- Soup! - Hey!
Ye are not going to speak to future and eternity Master like that in such way for that cause. Mm-mmm. Ye are not going to speak to future and eternity Master like that in such way for that cause. Mm-mmm.
- I ain't lyin' - No! No!
Me on October 1
Don’t bounce your sack
Feeling the slightest scratch in throat...
- Winnie, Winnie... - Max!
Max? Are you okay?
- I've got to think. - Ohh.
- Winnie, I smell... - Yes? Yes?
All hallows eve has become a night of frolic
- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!
- Sorry. - Calm down, puddin' face.
Madonna.
- Yes! - Let me outta here, man!
♫ - And now you're gone - Gone, gone, gone, so long
What movie? Charlie bumpeds Girl Release Date today? It's a 4th for July. What year? 1971. Back to When you are going to the toilet after eating at Taco Bell.
My whammy fell on you
- Cover your ears! - Cover your ears! - I put a spell on you
What is that? DUDE! DAY LIGHTS SAVINGS TIME
What’d I miss
I put a spell on you
Sisters! Let me make one thing perfectly clear.
- Hast thou seen my sister Emily? - Nay.
We can do better than that, I think
I smell tops. Marvelous!
♫ I put a spell on you
Thackery! Thackery Binx!
- Remember, Winnie, remember. - Remember, Winnie, remember. - Now I remember!
Mary you were here. Sara you were in the back, dancing idiotically.
Oh, I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
So smooth
My wife's reaction when I take too long ogling at her naked body
When you see Christmas stuff in October
- Yes? - Oil of boil... - Mmm? - And a dead man's nose.
- Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily - Gently down the stream
Me to trick-or-treaters When it’s Matthew’s bedtime tomorrow
Sounds Tasty
Hocus Pocus
I smell scrod.
Oh, listen to this.
In fact, he loves 'em.