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Frizz!
He's stinking up the place.
You know what they say, tragedy plus time equals comedy.
Guts, it's the mothership!
Damn!
What can I do you for?
So, where's the apple of my thighs?
Just get him the hell out of here.
Right here on this card.
I just want to make absolutely sure that he gets a good home.
You can't get medicine for a space alien.
We were just joking.
Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Still, you better stash Wretch Boy in the next room.
This thing is wet!
Now, it's important to bathe him every four hours, being very careful with his special parts, which I have yet to determine exactly where they are.
And it tastes kind of garlicky, especially after about the fifth helping.
It is divine.
Come on, Spewy.
Gus Borden is a man of his word.
Run like the wind, Spewy.
And even though aliens don't officially exist, we have to check it out.
Grab a fork and pull up a chair.
Whatever it is stinks so bad it makes my eyes water.
Oh no, it's the government.