Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd better come through for him.

You look really hot.

Dan, you've been in here for, like, nine hours. Are you OK?

Can I tell you something weird?

Whenever someone close to you dies,

OK, here's a bunch of articles I downloaded off of the Inter...

No one, male or female, ever cared, Ted.

and you're afraid if you're open to her about it,

This is the way to do this without feeling uncomfortable. Drink.

Now, if you don't sign these papers, this hospital will discharge you,

and he's got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist

Where the hell are my reading glasses?

I don't know. It hasn't hit me yet.

I'm sure she knows cos she's trying to get me to fess up

Trying to validate herself, so she'll sleep with anyone.

I have been covering all your patients, answering all your pages

- Hey, where's your brother? - JD!

You saw us before? We're still awkward from the break-up.

Devil woman gave me diabetes.

Telling a family their loved one has died is never easy.

I think he'd be glad to hear that.

Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year.