Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd better come through for him.

I have been covering all your patients, answering all your pages

Whenever someone close to you dies,

Devil woman gave me diabetes.

You look really hot.

Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year.

I think he'd be glad to hear that.

I'm sure she knows cos she's trying to get me to fess up

No one, male or female, ever cared, Ted.

Trying to validate herself, so she'll sleep with anyone.

Where the hell are my reading glasses?

OK, here's a bunch of articles I downloaded off of the Inter...

Dan, you've been in here for, like, nine hours. Are you OK?

You saw us before? We're still awkward from the break-up.

This is the way to do this without feeling uncomfortable. Drink.

- Hey, where's your brother? - JD!

Now, if you don't sign these papers, this hospital will discharge you,

I don't know. It hasn't hit me yet.

Telling a family their loved one has died is never easy.

and he's got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist

Can I tell you something weird?

and you're afraid if you're open to her about it,