Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you want to remain seated?
Tommy! Take me up! He's comin' back!
What the hell?
It's Captain Bubblebeard.
Sickness, death, Ted's morning self-affirmation ritual.
Cool!
Now you're Dan again.
Now you can pick my new helmet and go to Megaman.co.Italy or just 1066 Mega sweepstakes
You know what sucks? I thought you were gonna come through for me.
- How you holdin' up, Bambi? - I'm OK. You have my charts?
What is this?
It can be your mind...
Here is a recipe for sugar-free brownies.
- He's not here. - Look, Dan...
Carla is aware if you eat that, your foot will fall off, right?
or unscrew the peanut butter jar, or...
But at that moment, it all hit me.
you won't be her superman anymore.
Devil woman gave me diabetes...
Aw, stupid nap!
It's OK. I know.
Sorry I had to blow out of there after the funeral. How was the week?
Quadruple bypass, two on me.
No, I'm really trying.
You sure?
Barbie, you've met me before. Yes?
the first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me.
I promise you I will never call you that again.
I smell cake.
After about two seconds, I could tell how proud he was of you.
What are you gonna do, hide, then call him Ginger?
who's soaking in a tub of what by now has to be mostly your own urine.
So, now, how would you like this whole hug thing to go down?
- Nope. - Really?
It's OK. I can understand why you're uncomfortable around me.