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Know what I'm saying?
- Isn't it just 911? - Silence, scrode!
Where do you think they're getting those from?
Like, you remember Marty over at Crestwood?
Okay, no phones on the floor,
Cloud 9 had to raise the price
- [mutters softly] - That's what I thought.
I'm not gonna do that.
I get written up for that, but Russell can smoke pot
I mean, I would fire me.
It's too bad you can't just fire someone, though.
Ooh.
don't be stingy with the squirts.
No, not dream.
Hello there.
Hey, you busy?
though, right?
Well, it's hard to police phone stuff.
We're trying to watch news anchor fails
Listen up, scrodes.
Yeah, I get curious.
Oh, Sandra, our bodies are vessels of beauty.
Can whoever is talking keep it down?
Uh... uh, the river.
That's right, it's the Cloud 9
Oh, thank God.
Oh, trust me. You have no idea.
The union train has left the station, baby!