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I get written up for that, but Russell can smoke pot
Oh, trust me. You have no idea.
It's too bad you can't just fire someone, though.
Hey, you busy?
Can whoever is talking keep it down?
Ooh.
- Isn't it just 911? - Silence, scrode!
Like, you remember Marty over at Crestwood?
That's right, it's the Cloud 9
Where do you think they're getting those from?
Oh, Sandra, our bodies are vessels of beauty.
Well, it's hard to police phone stuff.
Cloud 9 had to raise the price
Oh, thank God.
don't be stingy with the squirts.
Hello there.
I mean, I would fire me.
Listen up, scrodes.
Yeah, I get curious.
No, not dream.
I'm not gonna do that.
We're trying to watch news anchor fails
Okay, no phones on the floor,
The union train has left the station, baby!
- [mutters softly] - That's what I thought.
Know what I'm saying?
Uh... uh, the river.
though, right?