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You just destroyed company property.
and just rip them up.
On one of their precious bathroom breaks?
No.
Well, the actual wedding wasn't the next day,
[quietly] If that's even possible.
Are you finishing a magic trick?
and it's, like, loose and it's rolling around
I am not here to fire anybody.
so he wouldn't have some violent outburst
Dina's using, like, hypnosis or some crap.
[upbeat music plays]
- Yeah. No... no... no need. - Good.
She's the district manager.
No, no, no. These are free samples.
I'm writing you up for insubordination.
I set it up in the breezeway, you know,
I can't keep bailing you out of jail.
I'm just saying, Maya seems pretty chill.
Honestly, this never happens.
Quincy is a showstopper.
and I thought instead of heading up
I mean, you are going back to the store after this,
out of their hard-earned money.
Nobody's getting fired. Get out of your head.
that maybe I'd spend another day here.
Uh, Bo, Maya's not here.
[bright music play]
that will fit Jerry's big ol' melon.
ruining your personalized recommendations.
because this is isn't what we agreed upon, Dave.
You know what? This is your third strike this month.
then it wouldn't really make sense to fire me,
We want to get there before sunset.
You gotta stop blaming all your problems on hypnosis.