Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are there pictures of Jerusha in my office?

It doesn't even matter.

You've got... Sandra!

The store will not be pressing criminal charges.

You don't have to keep pretending to be an employee.

I oversold it, didn't I?

I'm just a dumb, useless butt.

It just felt like time, you know?

suddenly, I'm, like, the cutest boy in the Crips?

Um, so what's up?

Uh, excuse me. Attention, everybody.

but ironically, he got arrested.

- Oh. - Okay, here's your vest.

Totally. Bye, Bo.

There's no time.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

Yep. [In higher voice] Yep.

Now, is it just water in there?

What's up? Dave's back, y'all.

that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?

You don't do drugs. You don't steal.

that you're being... careful.

No problem. That'll be 50 cents.

Mateo is gonna spray you in the face

So I guess you'll be manager again.

Alex, could you... thank you.

The next day, he's fired

I'm gonna check on Gerald,

God, I can't wait to see Jerry's face

I'm gonna have to let you go.

That's it, go on.

and I don't do drugs

Thanks, I like 'em too.

Can I have some of the house red?

'Cause we know if we ever stopped

Yeah. But maybe I could.

Oh, I'd be good with shoplifters

those aren't for throwing, are they?

These people, they're evil.

Don't know why I have to say it again.

Well, Maya reported the fight to HR.

- A'ight, I'm in. - Okay, great.

My husband's being such a b-munch right now.