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Don't know why I have to say it again.
You don't do drugs. You don't steal.
that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
What's up? Dave's back, y'all.
that you're being... careful.
Now, is it just water in there?
- Oh. - Okay, here's your vest.
God, I can't wait to see Jerry's face
Yeah. But maybe I could.
- A'ight, I'm in. - Okay, great.
The next day, he's fired
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suddenly, I'm, like, the cutest boy in the Crips?
You don't have to keep pretending to be an employee.
It just felt like time, you know?
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna have to let you go.
The store will not be pressing criminal charges.
'Cause we know if we ever stopped
No problem. That'll be 50 cents.
Oh, I'd be good with shoplifters
Well, Maya reported the fight to HR.
My husband's being such a b-munch right now.
I'm gonna check on Gerald,
These people, they're evil.
I oversold it, didn't I?
Yep. [In higher voice] Yep.
Can I have some of the house red?
I'm just a dumb, useless butt.
Um, so what's up?
It doesn't even matter.
[forced laugh]
That's it, go on.
So I guess you'll be manager again.
and I don't do drugs
but ironically, he got arrested.
Thanks, I like 'em too.
Alex, could you... thank you.
those aren't for throwing, are they?
Totally. Bye, Bo.
Mateo is gonna spray you in the face
Um, hey, Dave.
[upbeat music]
Why are there pictures of Jerusha in my office?
There's no time.
You've got... Sandra!
Uh, excuse me. Attention, everybody.