Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I... I'm sorry.
I'm the one who wrote the book.
Sorry about that.
So, tell me, how did you decide
"If you could spare just one nut,
"'If you could all spare just one nut,
You dick.
I-I mean... I'm sorry, Captain.
What was I thinking?
They're gonna publish The Hopeful Squirrel.
What if Bono had been afraid to wear sunglasses?
So there's gonna be a real live book out there
You totally screwed up my book.
Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?
That book really meant a lot to Joe.
Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff. Ding!
"...On top of that Some sumbitch killed his brudder"
It's okay, Scotty.
Okay, what else, what else?
Uh... yes!
Hey. You, uh...
is like CeeLo trying to find a pair of pants.
I'm a boy!
Joe, come on. Let's not kid ourselves.
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *