Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.

and I want it all gone.

♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪

This place is fun.

No, we don't, we don't do that.

But secretly, they know that I'm right.

And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

Yeah, that might be a bit much.

- I really do. - Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

at everything and she is impossible to please.

My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.

Yeah, can we just hang out together

- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.

And more importantly, neither will your kids.

That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...

And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.

Well, either way, it was a big step.

Well, you know, there was a couple of things

- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.

You, motherfucker

Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.

- We talked about this. - Alright.

It's really nice having you here, grandma.

No, it's not! It's the best for you.

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪

The Windy City.

[clears throat]

♪ Without you ♪

[instrumental music]

That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.

[doorbell rings] I'll get it.

Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.

We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.

to see Wayne Newton before he dies.

♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪

Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What are you doing?

- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?

And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.

- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.

and you kept screaming at him.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

who fucked her shit up.

Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.

What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?

Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?

and it is my job

And all those things made your mom

- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.

I wish I'd brought my purse.

- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?

Yeah, I would actually love that.

♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪

your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.

Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...

[door bell dings]

I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...

- Look at that. - Okay.

♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪

- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.

[Ruth laughing]

Okay, we're done. That was amazing.

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.

Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.

I can tell when you're dicking around.

Most of all, I love the time with my family.

Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?

That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.

your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.

Nice, classy place.

It's all I've ever wanted.

how we're doing Christmas this year.

I feel the same way, Ty.

And what's worse is...

I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.

you just come runnin' back asking for more.

[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?

Uh, oh... No, no, no.

I miss you, you know?

Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.

Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.

But you are the worst mom of all of us.

Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!

♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪

I did. You gave me everything that I needed.

Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.

Hank, get all our bags.

Okay, that's fucked up.

Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.

You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.

- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.

What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.

Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping

- Mom? - Ha-ha!

And then you got bullied in school.

That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.

(Ruth) I love this.

to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.

wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.

Well, of course they told you that, Amy.

♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪

- Oh. - And my sanity.

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪

Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.

- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.

This is my house, and this is my life.

Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.

- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.

♪ If you want me to ♪♪

around the city.

super-duper crazy.

But thank you, I am.

We still can, mom.

No, she would never let me live it down.

[discordant cello music]

- I know. - You can't dick around.

Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...