Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Without you ♪

- I know. - You can't dick around.

I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?

Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...

Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.

I can tell when you're dicking around.

Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.

- Oh. - And my sanity.

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

and you kept screaming at him.

Hank, get all our bags.

- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.

I did. You gave me everything that I needed.

[discordant cello music]

- Look at that. - Okay.

Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.

I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.

What are you doing?

And all those things made your mom

[doorbell rings] I'll get it.

[clears throat]

That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.

Uh, oh... No, no, no.

I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.

and I want it all gone.

Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!

at everything and she is impossible to please.

Okay, that's fucked up.

But thank you, I am.

how we're doing Christmas this year.

to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.

Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.

♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪

(Ruth) I love this.

Yeah, can we just hang out together

- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.

Nice, classy place.

This place is fun.

Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.

wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.

Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.

Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.

♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪

Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.

That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...

[door bell dings]

- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.

Well, either way, it was a big step.

- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪

The Windy City.

- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.

you just come runnin' back asking for more.

No, she would never let me live it down.

Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Most of all, I love the time with my family.

Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...

- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.

You, motherfucker

♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪

♪ If you want me to ♪♪

[Ruth laughing]

And more importantly, neither will your kids.

Yeah, I would actually love that.

Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.

- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

who fucked her shit up.

That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.

Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.

- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?

- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?

around the city.

super-duper crazy.

Okay, we're done. That was amazing.

We still can, mom.

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

[instrumental music]

No, it's not! It's the best for you.

It's all I've ever wanted.

- We talked about this. - Alright.

to see Wayne Newton before he dies.

But you are the worst mom of all of us.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

- I really do. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.

But secretly, they know that I'm right.

And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her

Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping

That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.

No, we don't, we don't do that.

Well, of course they told you that, Amy.

Yeah, that might be a bit much.

Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?

It's really nice having you here, grandma.

♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.

My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.

I miss you, you know?

I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.

♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪

- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.

And what's worse is...

And then you got bullied in school.

I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...

your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.

♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪

Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?

What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?

Well, you know, there was a couple of things

And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.

What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.

♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪

your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.

I wish I'd brought my purse.

This is my house, and this is my life.

You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.

I feel the same way, Ty.

- Mom? - Ha-ha!

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back

and it is my job