Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you kept screaming at him.

Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.

- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?

wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.

at everything and she is impossible to please.

♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪

You, motherfucker

♪ Without you ♪

No, she would never let me live it down.

around the city.

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

[discordant cello music]

your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.

- Oh. - And my sanity.

No, we don't, we don't do that.

Well, you know, there was a couple of things

Yeah, can we just hang out together

And what's worse is...

That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.

and I want it all gone.

- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪

Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...

[doorbell rings] I'll get it.

Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.

Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.

We still can, mom.

Nice, classy place.

And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.

- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.

I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.

[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?

- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.

you just come runnin' back asking for more.

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

- Look at that. - Okay.

Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.

What are you doing?

And more importantly, neither will your kids.

- I really do. - Thank you.

- Mom? - Ha-ha!

Well, of course they told you that, Amy.

- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?

Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.

That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.

You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.

Well, either way, it was a big step.

Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.

I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.

I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...

- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?

It's all I've ever wanted.

- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.

- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.

Hank, get all our bags.

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[door bell dings]

I did. You gave me everything that I needed.

♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪

We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.

- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.

But you are the worst mom of all of us.

- I know. - You can't dick around.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.

your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.

And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back

Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?

Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!

I wish I'd brought my purse.

- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.

But thank you, I am.

[Ruth laughing]

What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?

♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪

And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her

I feel the same way, Ty.

how we're doing Christmas this year.

♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

And then you got bullied in school.

who fucked her shit up.

♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪

Uh, oh... No, no, no.

Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping

I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.

I miss you, you know?

to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.

The Windy City.

No, it's not! It's the best for you.

Yeah, that might be a bit much.

to see Wayne Newton before he dies.

Okay, that's fucked up.

That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...

Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.

This is my house, and this is my life.

♪ If you want me to ♪♪

- We talked about this. - Alright.

[instrumental music]

♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪

Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.

My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.

What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.

Most of all, I love the time with my family.

and it is my job

Okay, we're done. That was amazing.

♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

This place is fun.

Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.

I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.

[clears throat]

I can tell when you're dicking around.

super-duper crazy.

It's really nice having you here, grandma.

And all those things made your mom

Yeah, I would actually love that.

Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...

(Ruth) I love this.

Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.

But secretly, they know that I'm right.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪