Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.

But you are the worst mom of all of us.

Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.

Okay, that's fucked up.

and I want it all gone.

♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪

Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...

And all those things made your mom

Yeah, I would actually love that.

That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...

Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?

♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪

I feel the same way, Ty.

♪ If you want me to ♪♪

And more importantly, neither will your kids.

Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?

That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.

No, we don't, we don't do that.

This is my house, and this is my life.

You, motherfucker

- Oh. - And my sanity.

- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?

- We talked about this. - Alright.

- Mom? - Ha-ha!

- Look at that. - Okay.

[doorbell rings] I'll get it.

That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.

♪ Without you ♪

your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.

and it is my job

Nice, classy place.

Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.

What are you doing?

♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪

- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.

Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.

wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.

I miss you, you know?

Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.

Most of all, I love the time with my family.

Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!

Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...

(Ruth) I love this.

And what's worse is...

- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪

We still can, mom.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...

[clears throat]

But secretly, they know that I'm right.

Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.

But thank you, I am.

It's really nice having you here, grandma.

Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

at everything and she is impossible to please.

- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.

Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.

Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.

No, it's not! It's the best for you.

- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?

- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.

- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.

and you kept screaming at him.

And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.

Well, of course they told you that, Amy.

♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪

It's all I've ever wanted.

[door bell dings]

Well, you know, there was a couple of things

- I know. - You can't dick around.

who fucked her shit up.

- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.

And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

to see Wayne Newton before he dies.

[instrumental music]

I wish I'd brought my purse.

I did. You gave me everything that I needed.

[discordant cello music]

around the city.

I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.

your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.

Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.

The Windy City.

And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back

you just come runnin' back asking for more.

♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪

- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.

how we're doing Christmas this year.

No, she would never let me live it down.

Okay, we're done. That was amazing.

Hank, get all our bags.

This place is fun.

- I really do. - Thank you.

Uh, oh... No, no, no.

You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.

[Ruth laughing]

That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.

Well, either way, it was a big step.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping

I can tell when you're dicking around.

super-duper crazy.

to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.

Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.

♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪

What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.

♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪

Yeah, that might be a bit much.

[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?

We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.

I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.

Yeah, can we just hang out together

I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.

What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?

And then you got bullied in school.