Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ha-ha! You know what? I'm done fighting this.

to see Wayne Newton before he dies.

Okay, that's fucked up.

wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas.

That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get...

I wish I'd brought my purse.

- Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

- We talked about this. - Alright.

- I know. - You can't dick around.

- Look at that. - Okay.

around the city.

- I really do. - Thank you.

[door bell dings]

your dad liked it when I tickled his balls.

super-duper crazy.

We still can, mom.

[doorbell rings] I'll get it.

Yeah, that might be a bit much.

Yeah, you just swap out the fuse.

The Windy City.

What are you doing?

And all those things made your mom

- Yeah. - Yeah. It really is.

I feel the same way, Ty.

- ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪

Hank, get all our bags.

You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough.

Okay, we're done. That was amazing.

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

and you kept screaming at him.

♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪

♪ If you want me to ♪♪

[clears throat]

Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.

No, it's not! It's the best for you.

I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts.

- Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first?

Most of all, I love the time with my family.

who fucked her shit up.

[instrumental music]

and I want it all gone.

how we're doing Christmas this year.

And what's worse is...

- Okay? Feel better? - Yeah.

♪ I'm your gift unwrap me slowly ♪

Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so...

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

- That's your mom? - Yeah, that's my mom.

But thank you, I am.

Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?

We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight.

My mom is the most critical human being on the planet.

♪ Hair toss check my nails ♪

[Ruth laughing]

And then you got bullied in school.

Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪

Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.

♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪

That's okay. I'll just sleep with you.

♪ I do my hair toss check my nails ♪

- Mom? - Ha-ha!

[discordant cello music]

♪ Without you ♪

- Okay, I don't have cancer. - What?

- Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you.

But you are the worst mom of all of us.

Who wouldn't want to be best friends with their mom?

Well, of course they told you that, Amy.

I can tell when you're dicking around.

What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that?

- Oh. - And my sanity.

But secretly, they know that I'm right.

And more importantly, neither will your kids.

Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping

No, she would never let me live it down.

I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice.

to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be.

Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch.

(Ruth) I love this.

you just come runnin' back asking for more.

Nice, classy place.

Yeah, I would actually love that.

And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four.

Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.

Yeah, can we just hang out together

I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired.

And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her

Grandkids, they really are the greatest gift.

It's all I've ever wanted.

This place is fun.

and it is my job

♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪

Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie.

And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back

Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious...

Oh, boy. I don't know what's happening right now.

♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪

That's the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.

Well, you know, there was a couple of things

♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪

- Or at least, a boundary. - I know.

I did. You gave me everything that I needed.

[knock on the door] Uh, yeah?

It's really nice having you here, grandma.

- Oh. - Thank you, Ty.

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

This is my house, and this is my life.

- Oh, you look great! - That's my mom.

That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work.

I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but...

at everything and she is impossible to please.

Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go.

Uh, oh... No, no, no.

Well, either way, it was a big step.

Let's go slap some wieners, bitch!

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

You, motherfucker

your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples.

No, we don't, we don't do that.

I miss you, you know?

I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year.

What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that.