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Mm, excellent. Ooh, that hurts, which means it feels good.
[ laughter ]
No, I do. I'll replace you next time.
You want to see the real me?
It hurts my balls!
[ laughs ]
Oh, uh -- no, he can't watch the kids. It's guys' night.
It's okay, rick, you don't have to say it.
♪♪
Which is the worst day.
I'm the most powerful car in the universe.
You have pens in your head. You look like a god damn idiot.
Yeah, I dreamt I [bleep] your mother.
Ugh. Yes, see?
Because now I can blame the rest of the night on you.
Yeah, dad, that doesn't seem fair.
Isn't a doorknob a virgin?
But we were just having fun. At my expense!
People who think they're better than they are.
I mean, blowing the place up was always an option.
I forgot, which makes me embarrassed
We're here because you [bleep] up.
[ cellphone beeping ]
No! I don't want pain to hurt!
I had more than just fun hanging out with you tonight.
What is joyful about this?
♪♪
And we can get to know each other.
Butt Butt
But wouldn't that mean you hate it?
You think jerry is lame and you're cool,
Is that a skull?
This computes.