Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna come clean.

I'm good. Okay.

I collect things made out of clams.

Like shooting fish in a barrel

Step over here, sir.

See, you gotta call them out.

Oh, god, I'm so hot !

( chair creaking )

Get 'em, jonesy ! Get 'em !

To the black man here in america.

Yeah, we're gonna holler at you, all right ?

No, no, you listen to me !

No, I don't care if you go, you can go.

( woman screeching )

Like, is his receiver somewhere in the middle east,

I went on the internet, and I saw how they looked,

You have to take out, like, $40,

Wait a minute-- we got some new contestants-- here we go !

No, no, good instinct.

Shit, oh, shit.

And we're here to tell you that...

Why you takin homo cough medicine?

A couple of croatians were making counterfeit $5 bills

And I want you in second.

One was a "wah-wah," and one was like a "nrrrr."

Deal with it, crackers !

All right, you crazy drunks, this is for the $500 prize.

Thanks to the Nation of Islam

Alaikum salaam, brother.

I've made it clear, didn't I ?

We're calling you out, sir.

And he's listening to the receiver or something ?

Which is a weird distinction to make