Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because other people's birthdays are so boring.

[BELL TOLLS] Aw, yeah... [GRUNTS]

♪ Today's my B-day ♪

at the center of the universe. [ALL GASP]

Okay, time for you to watch me open my presents.

[BLOWING] [GRUNTING]

- Beasty, woo-hoo... - Look at the little shiny thing.

[SIGHS] Life. [SLURPING]

[BLOWS RASPBERRIES] Hey... look at the camera.

Now, get out there and make your friends sing you a song,

When we go to birthday parties and just stare at the person

while they eat cake and open presents, we create time anchors

Awkwardly singing that birthday song.

Now, Let's Eat This Cake! A teen titans go fan. I don't buy it

Ooh, someone is feeling the good feelings.

allowing the individual to grow older naturally.

- What time is it? - Almost midnight.

Just enjoying my birthday since my real friends forgot.

[MUSIC] [ALL GRUNT]

We did not do the forgetting.

Oh, great party, bros. [BLOWING HORN]

A present, for me? So thoughtful.

[GASPS] [GRUNTS] Ooh, my hip.

- Just make one up. - Easier said than done.

[IN FUNNY VOICE] Today is all about you.

How can I, when the present isn't for me?

Without those anchors the universe has no idea how old you are,