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...isn't the optimal time to do peer reviews.
That makes you gay for me? Well, I don't really like that word.
Oh, for-- Seriously?
That break room is disgusting.
Exactly, because he's a fricking lemur.
I want them all converging on his location.
Well, we'll never know.
U VAGINA
- Oh, my God. What if I'm gay for Tolkien? - Dude.
Shut up, it went down wrong. Yeah, said your...
"Employee is often unprepared for important meetings."
Lana, listen. No, you listen. We're--
My only regret is I won't get to turn this in because it is scathing.
He's-- Wait, I'm sorry, whose future together?
Big hands. Big dick.
Fourteen days survival ration, two night vision goggle...
Because I'm not the idiot that took his idiot clothes off.
A pig wouldn't be caught dead in there.
What? I knew it. Where is he?
You could've said--
- What? First of all, shit-ass. - Or take criticism.
One Sterling Archer, two Sterling Archer.
I mean it's all fake, obviously-- Exactly.
4 more years
You know rne, I've banged more hot chicks than I've had hot dinners, but...
Okay. I got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?
To lure a black market arms dealer into the open...
Yeah, so, uh, about un-framing you for treason and murder.
Armory supervisor. Hooray, what's with the cage?
You had same wine, how did you not get drug?