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♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪
♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪
And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo,
♪ Getting high, getting brave Getting snow-blind ♪
-Night, baby girl. -Good night, Mom.
-for "Best Friends For--" -(PHONE BEEPING)
Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat
-you ugly fuckin cu-- (GROANS) -(GRUNTS)
If you're gonna make up a person,
-(SCREECHES) -♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -CUSTOMER 1: You fucking kidding me? She said what?
-(GROWLS) -(GROANS)
He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far.
But there's something else about him that's...
I appreciate the work, but after this job is done,
(CAR HORN HONKING)
This might be a good time for me to bring up...
That's not what it is.
♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Got out of prison. -You don't say?
(SCREECHES)
-(CAR DOOR OPENING) -It's too big, actually. It...
Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? (CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true!
You guys hear that, right? It's not just me?
He was tortured! His own father tortured him
Jesus fuck, lady. (GROANS)
Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it.
♪ Fuck yeah, come on Come on... ♪
laid out in the hospital for, like, five months.
by lockin' him in a crate
Hey. Scooch. (GRUNTS)
Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him?
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
-(SCREECHING) -♪ She said, if you ain't gonna Go to heaven with me ♪
♪ I could've cried I could've cried ♪
Batman is a superhero.
No, the way that you did it
None of this
Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people!
-What the fuck? -...motherfuckers' heads off!
-Is your dog named Doggy? -(JOHN CHUCKLING)
(WHISPERING) He has mental issues.
-What's your first name? -Why?
(CHUCKLING) He had these horrible acne scars.
Just tell me which one you think is best?
♪ Keep it coming Oh, baby, fire away ♪
It ain't a million bucks.
(ENERGY FIELD BUZZING)
♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪
♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(CHUCKLES) -LEOTA: So I look forward to working with you.
♪ Well, I've been Waiting so long ♪
Keeya and I will be back on our feet
Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that
PEACEMAKER: Hmm.
Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big,
♪ Set for three ♪
No, man, don't say that. Why say that?