Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, I don't know you, man!
LEOTA: Oh, yeah.
As long as it's a question about how to cure
-(KNIFE SLASHING) -(GRUNTS) Hold on. Hey. Hey!
♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
He's-- He's hugging me.
I've always had unusually colored hair.
No. There was like ten of 'em, and they shit all over my couch.
-(GRUNTS) -(SCREAMS)
-she's pregnant? -Yeah.
Well, I hope then that it's a boy,
-(HEAVY THUD) -(GROANS) Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck.
(DISTANT SHOUTING)
Try to avoid lifting your right elbow
Challenge yourself.
-Dude, I really need somebody I can trust-- -Don't trust me, man.
I know he killed a lot of people,
You only served four years of your 30-year sentence,
(STEADY DRIPPING)
-"Eagly" is your pet eagle? -Yeah.
Uh, that, like, definitely was-- It was not my intention--
-while we're up here. -(CHUCKLES)
-They're ready to go. -I'm ready to go!
♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-KEEYA: Come on. -Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub,
-with respect. -Yeah? Heard plenty of stories
-Is that an eagle in his back seat? -(MUFFLED SCREECH)
Fuck!
-What can I get you? -PEACEMAKER: I'll just-- I'll have the same.
- ♪ All the blame Is with yourself ♪ -(SCREAMS)
(PHONE BUZZING)
-(CHUCKLES) You're a superhero? -PEACEMAKER: Yeah.
You know, this was back when men were real men,
(SIGHS)
-Dad, he's just awesome, right? -(SCREECHING)
That's totally inappropriate.
-I don't believe it. -(SCOFFS)
-(PHONE BEEPING) -VIGILANTE: (OVER PHONE) Yo, man,
-(DISTANT SIRENS BLARING) -(DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)
Seriously, dude?
right? (CHUCKLES)
Yes! (GRUNTS)
Fine. Fuck.
Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it.
Anything you need, I got you.
Your clearest path is Calle Aguero.
with the case file names.
-Then what are you sayin'? -It's my service.
Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin'
♪ I'm walking through fire ♪
(GRUNTS)
-Hey. -(SCREECHES)
-HOST: Mm-hmm. -Thank you.
-Oh, yeah? -...but somehow that also feels inappropriate.
(SCOFFS) What's the op?
What's to keep me from splittin'?
Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John.
we'll blow you the hell up.
-♪ Any of them said ♪ -♪ All any of them said ♪
WHEN HELLDIVERS LEARN HOW LIBERATION WORKS AFTER DIVING ON ANY PLANET THAT'S NOT POPULAR
Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy.
so I'm giving you the chance to stay out of prison
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
♪ I was slain And shown the door ♪