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(CHUCKLES)
(SIZZLING)
♪ ("LOVE BOMB BABY" BY TIGERTAILZ PLAYING) ♪
(GROANS) Fuck!
♪ For a girl like you A time bomb ready to blow ♪
Timeout Timeout
(SIRENS WAILING)
-An eagle hugged you? -Oh, yeah.
and some Octopussies and shit.
♪ One night of passion One night of hunger ♪
(GROANS)
Fine. That's-- That's a good point.
♪ I float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪
Nice gaslighting.
-(MUTTERS) -(PHONE BEEPING)
This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle.
-You're the new girl, huh? -Yeah.
Well, she's entitled to her opinion.
you're not gonna regret this.
Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not--
-(CHUCKLES) -(SCREECHES)
'cause they weren't afraid to be women.
-DISHWASHER: Well, yeah, good luck. -Thank you. Yeah.
♪ Get it on, get it on top Make a move extreme ♪
-Smith, just... -(EXHALES) Jesus...
-(PHONE RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(COUGHS, CHUCKLES) -Here, here, here.
Okay, I guess. Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy.
Harcourt, I feel like, because we're the only women here,
♪ Game set, go Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪
-The-- The lamp, is it new? -No. It's three months old.
I'm discharging you.
(CHUCKLING) Did this dipshit really show up
♪ Keep it coming Oh, baby, fire away ♪
♪ At a table ♪
His father was a soldier
-(CLANKING CONTINUES) -What the fuck is he doing?
♪ She sat there Smoking all my cigarettes ♪
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
♪ Can't get enough Of your sweet, sweet lovin' ♪
Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up
-What were you saying? -Get off me! (WHIMPERS)
so he can have his way with a sturgeon.
-For what? -Superhero shit.
♪ Always seemed in emptiness ♪
People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts.
Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying,
-What superhero are you? -Peacemaker.
-(BUZZING STOPS) -(PANTS)
It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris.
(CHUCKLING)
Dad! Grab my phone, I don't wanna move.
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
-(LAUGHS) -Right?
What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts?
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
♪ Tear your world apart Once the magic starts ♪
(THRUMMING)
-So... Harcourt, right? -HARCOURT: Yeah.
(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish.
(SIGHS)
You're the luckiest man alive. (SIGHS)
as long as the blade is sharp.
AUGGIE SMITH: You let somebody shoot you?