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Yeah, I call bullshit on that.
-Probably racist. -Oh, you know who his father is.
♪ Ain't no room here anymore ♪
"Chris, there's something more for you out there,
-Clemson Murn? -That's right.
(BELL CHIMING)
Why not?
-You went to MIT? -Oh, yeah.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here.
you and Eagly,
Oh, yeah.
-(SCREAMS) -(ENERGY PULSES, BOOMS)
Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight.
♪ (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Enjoy life.
(BLADE CLANGS)
and not always for the right side.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Look, I just came by to get Eagly
Dad, that's not my thing. Um...
I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope! (CHUCKLES)
who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.
♪ (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me.
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
I have low blood sugar, okay? So I'm dizzy.
MAN OVER TV: Below their lying,
Did my forger get you the diary?
You know, he was so happy to see me today,
LEOTA: Yeah, I don't know.
And, uh, this one has X-ray vision.
Why aren't you listening to me?
No. You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there.
♪ You're not a lady You're a love bomb, baby ♪
-No. -No?
-Get outta here, motherfucker! -You a fan?
♪ Welcome to the Church Of rock and roll ♪
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
♪ It's my famous butt dance My butt dance, my butt dance ♪
You're kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren't you?
-I'm a superhero. -(LAUGHS)
♪ ("WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF ROCK AND ROLL" BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪
It was still on.
I gotta touch your boobs. Sorry. Just trying to,
Ignore your God-given, natural talent.
♪ (MENACING ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
the last four years, okay?
-Chris. -♪ I feel your desire ♪
There's no superhero called Peacemaker.
(GRUNTS)
-(PHONE BEEPING) -VIGILANTE: Dude, uh,
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
I don't wanna come to your abortion, man.
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, It's your BFF Vigilante here.
-You gonna drive us home? Yeah? -(EAGLY SCREECHES)
-What does that mean? -Dude, can I trust you?
Well, fuck them!
(SIGHS)