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(SIGHS)
Fuck!
but whether it's those douchebags or you,
HOST: Hi, sir, welcome in.
Okay.
and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free?
-and went to prison? -That's not what I'm sayin'.
I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with?
-KEEYA ADEBAYO: Oh. -I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now.
I'll be there.
-(APPLAUSE) -WOMAN: Aw, poor baby!
So I forgot to close the balcony door,
-(CHUCKLES) -(SIGHS)
What the fuck did you say to my friend,
♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪
-Scars! (LAUGHS) -PEACEMAKER: Yeah! Yeah, but they weren't!
I called you P and me V,
Okay, I don't dye my beard.
♪ When she said ♪
Somebody shot me. A building fell on me.
chattin' up my fruity neighbors?
-You're that racist superhero! -No!
We find out he's got a rat phobia.
I'm really excited to be here, and I promise
Peacemaker, baby.
Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles.
Oh, this-- this is my jam.
'cause you got me all excited about it.
and then making a U-turn to follow me in here.
so technically, I should go back to prison.
-she controls rats! -(EAGLY SCREECHING)
And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher,
(CLEARS THROAT)
Are you watching this game, dude? It is so--
-(CONTROLS BEEPING) -(GRUNTS)
You know what?
You're a born killer with expertise
Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu--
(DOG BARKING)
This is the guy Waller's giving us?
I hope it stays that way.
KEEYA: Okay, so she had eight pussies?
♪ (“I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE" BY QUIREBOYS PLAYING) ♪
when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn?
in every weapon known to humankind,
(SIGHS)
Look, I have no interest in you