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War is what democracies use to protect freedom.
-Yes, sir. Implementing. -[Kick] Air Force! Attach your scissors!
[suit whirring] 
My God, Naird, how do you keep them so clean?
I'm joining the battle as an embed.
[imitates heart beating] 
[dramatic music playing]
but he's definitely the person who should be deciding our tech.
[Kick] Kali Maa.
[cheering]
-I got you. I got you.  -[Obie] Duct tape! 
-Oh, God! -[Julio] No!
These guys can't even move in these things.
Jesus Christ.
[gun fires] 
No napping. Newborns nap.
[sadly] Come on.
Kali Maa.
[Clark chuckles] Look how shiny they are, sir.
But she was one, two times.
You'll be paired with a scientist
May I speak to you outside for a moment?
Space Force is a new branch,
All you need to do is fight hard.
[burps]
Reload!
should I just lay down and wait until Space Flag is over, sir?
who can remote-control walk you back to base,
so I'm gonna give you a little refresher course.
Oh, so you were  captain of the ski team, huh?
Maybe you could wear something...
Now, the pre-brief is sort of a stare down between boxers.
Flat, desolate, nowhere to hide.
[woman] They're not responding.
And know that Dr. Mallory
All right, so we're going into battle. And you are dressed like Annie Hall.
[Mark] Mm!
[Air Force airmen laughing]
Good, I'm glad you're here.
Do you have your duct tape, spaceman?
[Mark] That's right, son.
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