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you made your point by making us all look like fools.
you could be on some distant star, harvesting corn.
[BB guns firing]
Why do you ask to be ridiculed?
General Mark Nerd.
Oh, no, no. No judgment here.
Ho! Hooah! 
Now, of course, that's-- that's not PC, but...
Ugh. Come on. There aren't as many trolls as people say.
I think that you stink at sports, and a long time ago,
-[balloon pops]  -Oh.
-You dress for defense. -Exactly.
Congrats to...
Let's get it on!
-[Mark] And fire! -[guns firing] 
My college gender studies professor made me write a paper about it
Five years!
Lockheed or Raytheon.
[military drumbeat playing]
[brakes screeching] 
[Yuri] Where you've been, babycakes?
and I got an A-plus on my end-of-term paper.
I knew you would fixate on that word.
Well, I've sat through both presentations
Are you gonna order anything? The line's kind of long.
Dude, this is the weirdest day.
Charge!
Alpha Squad! Move out!
-[suits whirring] -[airmen grunting]
-[suit whirring]  -[grunting]
I just put my order in.
I'm always losing mine.
-[overlapping shouts] -[airmen grunting]
And the winner is Space Force!
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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