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-So now they have cars on the moon? -Oh, hush.
Well, we have the best system.
-Treasure this one. -Sir.
Calculate orbital period. What's our radial trajectory?
Well, then my vast experience in the ring will finally come in handy.
It takes about as long as it took the minutemen
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa.
Yeah, bitch! Uh! 
can be as small as a BB-sized tear in a spacesuit.
Um...
I, uh, sometimes sing to relieve stress.
-[laughing] -Yeah.
The skirmish is worth 100 points.
We got sprinkles, sir.
Yeah. Go. Go.
It will help us pick which exoskeleton system to buy,
What's up, guys? I used to be in Air Force.
"Astronauts should help each other, not shoot each other."
-[balloon pops]  -[Julio] Oh!
Yeah, I get it, Mark.
[Mallory] To war.
-[Mark sighs] -The choice of weapons and targets
is getting the best equipment for the Space Force team.
Kick their ass!
The war game is very important.
Which was called...
So, now I'm getting fashion advice
-The systems are... -What am I doing?
In real life, that makes me totally uninterested.
Yes, ma'am. Right.
Really takes a while, sir.
Satellite's in range.
culminating with a mock infantry skirmish on the moon.
Pump it up! Pump it hard!
-[suit whirring] -Ah!
and you'll be marched home like a sack of manure on a pair of stilts.
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