Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go! Daddy won't come to Christmas, Christmas will come to Daddy.

- Start with one hand. - Two hands.

Nice butt. No offense, no offense!

You don't want us to lie to you...

And how come Rudolph's nose glows? What is he, radioactive?

You got liver? Hey, fellas!

Should we be worried? Mike?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

That goob's been up there for an hour. Get him off.

It's so ex citing out there.

I know. I feel like I can't move.

Or I will fix you.

What a guy. What do you got?

I was just thinking about Mikey.

This music is driving me nuts. I want to hurt Bing Crosby.

You think I planned this as some sort of... Oh, God.

Stop this thing!

- No, they cannot! - It's easy.

I'll come up with a couple of bills for you.

Wait, wait. I think I'm picking up on something here.

It was me, Rocks. I did it.

Don't worry. Mommy's just playing.

Oh, Rocks! How did you find us?

I was just kidding, okay?

Let's see. You look so pretty!

Are you okay? Are you okay, honey?

Your not the boss of me Your not my boss

Who needs masters? I can take care of myself.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

- Daddy! - Hi, Julie.

I'll buy you dinner.

Why didnt you do your assignment your grounded Why didn’t you do your assignment your grounded

That's why I'm calling.

You're kidding. Well, can't you do anything about it?

Nine years and they give me a cactus.

It's the Suns. If it were the Mavericks, I'd be worried.

Mr. Conti is in the Bahamas with his family.

Mom, can Rocks stay with us now?

Baby, you are so jumpy. Let her alone. She looks happy.

- Make up your mind. - I'll take him.

All right. Which way?

...than to... - Rub her nose in it. I get it.

Do you mind staying in Boston a couple of days?

Let's go and open some of the gifts that Grandma and Grandpa brought.

What you don't know was he was on that island alone...

And I'll be there for dinner, I promise.

Not before dinner.

...believe me, I'll know...

...Mikey? - You know me?

Silly. "No" isn't your name! That's what they say when you're bad.

Your the boss Your the boss

Jerry! Stop! Jerry, stop!

Now, in your heart...

...is ready to see you. Come on.

- Drink it. - Take it away!

Let's open some presents. Look what's in this. Open this one.

Maybe they went to the bathroom.

Easy. You're a lousy human being.

Next month alone, we'll be flying to Rome...

- What's it mean? - It's an airline.

You don't know how to write?

I gotta go. I better stop the driver.

What would you like Santa to bring you this Christmas?