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Well, it's not my fault these kids are racist and sexist.
Why do we have to see "Jingle All the Way" again?
Hey, I couldn't help but overhear,
his favorite pickle stores in the Bronx.
Well, what changed your mind?
Lady, Tickle Me Elmos have been sold out everywhere for weeks.
They're for me and Marvin.
I hope you don't mind, but I pre-buttered the...
Sweetie, what are you doing over here?
Well, I already spoke to your ghost brother.
but Marvin is suing us for his injury.
Put them up.
Oh.
Totally. I'll open it tomorrow.
Yes, please.
I got scared, and I was trying to protect the house.
Well, let's just say a wise man once said,
Yes. Do you have one?
"I only want a Tickle Me Elmo
Oh, Jessica, hey.
Okay. Fine.
Well, the effort you put into those presents shows.
dozen
Okay, sure. I'll play with him.
She is so hard to please.
Furious, but toys are meant to be played with by children,
The inn is full.
Okay, Smushy, time for
Elmo is not for you!
Don't be scared.
Thank you.
when you see a goat me when i see a g.o.a.t
Well, then, why did you ask me for an Elmo?
I guess Santa can only be white and male
Well, I wish I hadn't thrown away my PJs.
but Richard, who was going to be my Santa, is now blind.