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What about Honey?
not stashed away in some vault.
After everything I went through to get that toy,
My husband has acute-angle glaucoma,
"why it is useless to cry."
There we go.
Uh, 4:15.
"Friends don't casually sue each other for insurance money."
You don't need an Elmo. You don't get an Elmo.
But I'm not here for me. I'm here to buy a gift for Evan.
Let's get you back home and put some pants on you.
to re-sell in the future,
I am a ghost.
Merry Christmas, Chili Boy Lou.
Why is she holding a knife?
I was supposed to have a Christmas party
Unfortunately, Zawadi, the Swahili word for gifts,
What?
I should be saying, "Stop tickling Elmo."
So, this is our latest desktop computer with DSL connection.
No, you can't.
Yes.
That's why this year, I'm celebrating Kwanzaa.
but even if I did,
And the restaurant was forced to close.
She can never know I'm old.
We have to move if we want to get the best middle-row seats.
Oh.
Mm. Ohhh.