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The key is to buy the hottest toys
Our last name is Sanderson, Jessica.
Yes.
I hid a muscle relaxer in it.
Ooh.
How long have you had a key? I don't have a key.
Merry Christmas, Chili Boy Marv.
So what day does Kwanzaa fall on?
He has a wider gait than I do, so I have to take longer steps.
diaspora people settled far from their ancestral homelands
What are you even debating?
Ma'am? This isn't the public library.
Smart. Personalizing it with embroidery so I can't return it.
Santa's gonna be here any minute.
I see you playing with
Are you kidding me?
but a deal's a deal.
It acts up when I stare at anything from a side angle.
It has a Pentium processor and...
I would normally respond with a "Chili Boy Marv,"
Santa is Chinese.
Oh, my poor baby.
No hips, no hips.
You know, Christmas ain't that bad.
I should come in here to a giggling, tickling party.
Huh?
handed to me by Santa Claus."
No, pops, I'm the Ghost of Kwanzaa Present.
I think you forgot about "The Santa Clause."
Isn't Deidre gonna be mad?
Are you the Ghost of Christmas Present?