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You all right?
Go ahead, Marvin.
(CHUCKLES)
but acts like me.
JOE 1: Let's go, Rivera, let's go.
ZARTAN: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
CHIEF OF STAFF: The Pakistani President may in fact be dead,
ROADBLOCK: Contact front! Contact front!
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
(GROANS)
(WIND BLOWING)
Jesus Christ. I listened to everything you said over and over again.
...my sword.
Watch your step.
History rewards the bold.
I'm not here to sell you anything.
Be a good G.I. Joe and drop the gun. We're walking out of here.
(ALL GASPING) (EXCLAIMS IN HINDI)
- Pull back! Rally point! - Let's go!
Sorry, Jaye.
WARDEN: Snake Eyes.
Hey. I said we got guns to clean.
That's right.
Not from their backs, they don't.
Forgive our staunchest foes.
We're modifying your extraction plan back here.
Jaye, get out of there now.
A care package thingy?
Hindi No
Even if Snake Eyes and Jinx grab Storm,
JAYE: Before you retired, you sewed on a security commission
(COMMANDS IN JAPANESE)
Can I trust you with nothing?
than peace of mind.
To our government,
Now, I busted out of eight prisons.
GUARD 2: Clear!
That was for the tax hike.
What about you?
Idles a little rough in neutral.
(CHUCKLES)
Say again, I got eyes on the nuke!
Arashikage steel does not break.
JINX: Block, secure the perimeter!
REPORTER 5: You can bet security is at its highest...
(MEN SHOUTING IN URDU)
Some people just didn't want to let me in.
JOE 2: Copy.
Flawless microtechnology.
(CHUCKLES)
That tingly feeling is amobarbital.
Adrenaline now. Now! Adrenaline!
(METAL CLINKS)
Jaye and Colton, you're a go for POTUS.
...magnetic west of the Potomac.
But my path was chosen for me
(MEN SHOUTING)
(CHUCKLES)
My Zeus satellites are moving into position
Storm.
But only one leader of the free world.
ROADBLOCK: Get to the well! Go!
Damn it!
But who would stand to gain the most by framing you for this crime?
that sit amidst the chaos.
Welcome to hell.
Who is shooting me? What is...
All units, setting condition orange. Stand by.
Listen to me. I sound like a real-estate agent.
I became a Joe to serve. In the field.
Mount up! Let's exfil.
(DOOR OPENING)
just invite me.
(TYRES SQUEAL)
I see you've arranged transportation.
You're a complete lunatic.
REPORTER 3: Never before has a President been so bold
(GROANS) (SCREAMS)
Just don't forget who put you there.
SNAKE: You have no idea.
JAYE: Hustle up, guys. You've got to get that defector
Duke!
Not easy to sneak out of that big, white,
Ah, good.
It never occurred to me what you might sound like.
But move swiftly. You may already be too late.
And he saved my life, sir.
You all right? Come on, we got to move! Go, go, go!
Yeah. You can call it that.
JAYE: Hey, I got something you'll want to see.
I'm sure your electorate will be happy by our final proposal.
Fall back! Fall back!
Each satellite contains 10 hollow platinum tubes
I got it.
Get the control case from Zartan. I'm going to drop them all.
I want it all.
then the world is at stake.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
JOE 2: Ten o'clock!
Firefly. It's good to know we're not running low on crazy.
We know them as heroes.
Well, that's the thing.
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
Why does anyone want to be President?