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Phil: Haley, um,
Okay, well, I'm gonna get some rest now.
because I'm scared of that, Phil.
Nobody cares.
with four of his wives.
I think I finally have a best friend.
that asks the most interesting questions you've ever heard.
Aw.
I'm -- I'm trying to get herto tell that funny donkey story.
You inspire me.
It's nice to know, as parents, that we can still have --
Eh, except it isn't.
I think he wants to go out.
I'm ready.Oh, my God!
No discussion, Dylan.
Okay, this is it!
at the University of Nor--Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!
Swing set -- bored.
Oh, my gosh!
oh, yeah, "Eisenhower planned the D-Day invasion."
Honey, there could bea money volcano
but, yeah, I-I'll -- I will.
Phil, I'm talking about us.
Wait, is that why you were selling California
You know, we got pretty good at this parenting thing,
You'll barely even notice us, okay?
At the very least, we need help,
three kids, two new grandkids.
I just need a little stretch.
so who are you really mad at, Claire?
Cam is up for head football coach
I'm just saying it goes fast.
because you can read so muchabout howto parent,
See? You two were worryingfor no--
Hey, I was proud of you in that show you did.
you advertise the first potato made entirely of meat,
C-Claire's always Dad's favorite,
For some reason, he's scared of pills,
He just about said it all, didn't he?