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Hey, Dad, think fast.
Mmmmmwah.
and somehow, our profile got accidentally reactivated and --
while making outwith her old boyfriend.
Yeah.
Just dance.You know you love this song.
Well, it messed them up!
or give you a hug, make it all go away.
with an infectious lust for life.
Wait!
soon to be empty nesters --
the fifth-largest tobacco producer
all those kids you fell in love with
Well, then leave it here.
By making an Eeyore sound?
'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old.
Sounds like somebody's nervous
Ha ha! It totally broke the ice.
And I-I-I couldn't rely on the joyful environment of Spuds
Now, may I give you a piece of advice from myfirst date?
Okay.
Yeah, really nice couple,
mention your nameswhile we're making love.
Dad?
You knew?
to cushion the blow.
Sounds like what we need is a Missouri Compromise.
but I'm talking about psychologicalscars.
Actually, I'm not so surehow much I trust that Randy guy.
Um, maybe you should check your call history.
Haley, you kind of want your kids to get knocked around a little.
You know, none of our best memories
Just gonna turn this off.
Thanks. Me, too.
I'm sorry.
I miss him.
What did I do to deservea wife cool enough
Can I?
and deejaying.
Let's -- Let's see if they cansit the rest of us together.
They sound like weirdos.No sale.
but they survive, especially when you're around to help.
Okay.
Well, that is weirdly sweet.