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Dad?
Well, that is weirdly sweet.
Okay.
soon to be empty nesters --
Yeah, really nice couple,
Now, may I give you a piece of advice from myfirst date?
You know, none of our best memories
Can I?
Haley, you kind of want your kids to get knocked around a little.
with an infectious lust for life.
Mmmmmwah.
Actually, I'm not so surehow much I trust that Randy guy.
They sound like weirdos.No sale.
Wait!
mention your nameswhile we're making love.
Well, then leave it here.
Let's -- Let's see if they cansit the rest of us together.
Just dance.You know you love this song.
And I-I-I couldn't rely on the joyful environment of Spuds
to cushion the blow.
Yeah.
but I'm talking about psychologicalscars.
and deejaying.
'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old.
Hey, Dad, think fast.
Well, it messed them up!
By making an Eeyore sound?
Sounds like somebody's nervous
What did I do to deservea wife cool enough
or give you a hug, make it all go away.
Okay.
the fifth-largest tobacco producer
Thanks. Me, too.
Um, maybe you should check your call history.
Just gonna turn this off.
You knew?
and somehow, our profile got accidentally reactivated and --
I miss him.
but they survive, especially when you're around to help.
Sounds like what we need is a Missouri Compromise.
I'm sorry.
Ha ha! It totally broke the ice.
while making outwith her old boyfriend.
all those kids you fell in love with
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