Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've quadrupled the nutrients, Now just get rid of the squid aftertaste.

in a local amateur production.

Just tell her you don't like how she's treating you.

Little help? Oh God!

You want to get out of that open mic? I think that’s wise.

You can't protect someone's son to not hurt his feelings.

Luckily she went to get a juice, so I ran away.

He had kind of a bad morning, so I'm gonna wait a day or so.

which means my complexion is gonna look amazing.

Change of plan. We have to write a commencement speech for Ellis.

-How dare you? -I'm sorry. You're right.

I'm starting to see the downside of having him here.

Come on. Unless you want to work in here. The cold is great for my skin.

Instead, she jumped into a very committed relationship with vodka.

it'll open its mouth of razor-sharp teeth and criticize me.

-You're kidding, right? -No. I'm hilarious.

By the way, I also think we should cool things between us.

"The dictionary defines pain as physical suffering,

I appreciate that.

No, he just said some stuff about being fearless and doing what's right,

-It's a little wishy-washy, no? -My stuff works.

Okay, so a funny opener.