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I think you're right. Which is hard to say 'cause I want to focus on my thing.
so we just made out, cuddled, and fell asleep together.
Oh, here's something hilarious that happened.
because I'm too scared of the woman at the front desk,
Have Malcolm help you. You two know me better than anyone.
How about this? "Congratulations, graduates."
This morning sucked though.
We decided we're not in the business of protecting people's feelings.
Are we getting good manure with chicken shit?
"Teachers, parents."
That sounds nice.
Don't ever let your fear of someone's reaction stop you.
as opposed to the fork boys you usually date?
You don't really think I'm right. Hold your position.
With you.
There is beauty in observing the greatness around you,
♪ You got me down on my knees… ♪
I mean more of a throw a guy in a basement and lock the door kind of thing.
Who's that? Nope. Nope. I'm not gonna slow you down.
Thank you.
People get pulled away from my life and into yours.
Because I am who I am, and most people think that is pretty cool.
Except Tuesdays and Thursdays for his water aerobics class.
-You're wrong. -I agree.