Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HEY, I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME AIR, OKAY?

JESS WON'T CALL WHEN HE SAYS HE WILL.

LET'S TRY TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT.

WE'VE ALREADY TALKED TO HIM.

7th GRADE, I WAS SITTING IN THE LIBRARY.

Crowd: WE'VE GOT SPIRIT, YES, WE DO,

IT IS MORE FESTIVE.

* A MIGHTY FORTRESS IS OUR GOD *

OUT OF THE HOUSE.

WHEN YOU GET HOME, COULD YOU ERASE YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO HOME. WHAT?

AND IF THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING

EMILY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GIVE JESS A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.

OKAY, APPARENTLY IT'S TWO-FOR-ONE FLIP-OUT NIGHT

I'D SAY SOMEONE ISN'T QUITE AS COOL AS WE THOUGHT HE WAS.

LOOK AT THESE DIPPY PEOPLE WITH THEIR BUTTONS AND PENNANTS.

LUKE, THAT'S BECAUSE TRACK IS FOR DORKS.

BECAUSE YOU CAN STAY OUT LATER!

FINE. I'LL TELL HER YOU STOPPED BY.

LIKE, ONCE, IN 4th GRADE,

THE OTHER TEAM'S WINNING.

HE'S TOTALLY ON BOARD. REALLY?

YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE WALKING.

NO REASON I CAN THINK OF.

WHEN I CAME HOME TODAY,

YOU'D KNOW, IF YOU'D, WHAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

MOM, I HAVE THIS REALLY BIG FAMILY-REUNION PARTY

AND I DON'T CARE FOR BEING LONELY. IT'S QUITE ANNOYING.

DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT. I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH.

THE PUCK IS NEVER REFERRED TO AS A "BALL,"

I'VE NEVER REALLY TRULY APPRECIATED

[ SIGHS ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU MIGHT FEEL A BIT TERRIBLE THAT YOU CAUSE ME PAIN.

YOU DESPERATELY DESIRE SOME SORT OF PERMANENT ATTACHMENT,

THEN HE'S GONNA DUMP HER.

THE STARS HOLLOW MINUTEMEN LANGUISHED IN THE DESERT FOR 40 YEARS.

NOT HALF AS MUCH AS ME. EMILY.

SUCCESSFUL SO FAR, TRIX. LET'S NOT JINX IT.

TONIGHT, BOTH HE AND I WERE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED,

WHEN I WAS ON THE TRACK TEAM, WE WON TWICE AT STATE.

THANK GOODNESS SHE CALLED.

I GOTTA CHANGE, LINDSAY AND I ARE GOING OUT.

EMILY, WE WERE WAITING FOR ICED TEA,

* AND THE DEVIL TRIES TO HURT US *

WHERE'S YOUR TAMBOURINE?

PULLS A LOT OF THE SAME DEMOGRAPHIC. SIT.

SO IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE ARE --

WELL, NOW I'M DEFINITELY WAKING UP TOMORROW.

[ STRUMMING GUITARS ]

YOU ARE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HEY, JESS? YEAH?

I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT ANYTHING.

THEY COULD BE CANNONS.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

WHAT A DISGRACE. MAKING THAT POOR SICK GIRL RUN.

[ SIGHS ] I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

WE'VE DISCUSSED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH RORY LONG ENOUGH.

IT'S BIGGER THAN THE SCHOOL.

BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?

APPARENTLY HERS ARE TACKY.

I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK.