Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT SAYS "A BULWARK NEVER FAILING."
THIS STUPID SONG, MAN.
WALKS UP, ASKS ME TO GO STEADY.
THAT'D BE GREAT. THANKS.
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA VIEW SLIDES
WOW. A COMPLIMENT FROM THE MASTER.
EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT?
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME A CUP OF COFFEE.
WE WENT ON A FIELD TRIP TO MARK TWAIN'S HOUSE,
HAVE YOU SEEN IT, MOM? I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS?
NOT JUST KNOW THEM, BUT LOVE THEM LIKE DAVE.
LISTENING TO KIRK MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF IN FRONT OF PEOPLE? THINGS I ENJOY.
HEY! KOREANS DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS.
OH, YEAH. I HATE A SLOW CPU.
YOU'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE.
FUN. THEY GOT CLOBBERED.
AND YOU'VE GOT GOOD TASTE, THAT'S ALL.
RICHARD, DID YOU KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXPECT
OUR DEAL IS FOR FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNERS,
. .
OH, ALRIGHT, BUT HURRY. I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
LANE, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. REALLY.
ANYWAY, I MUST HAVE THE MUSIC STUCK IN MY HEAD.
COULD YOU HANG ON A SECOND?
I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT.
EVERYTHING'S FINE. YOU SURE?
"LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON" THE OTHER DAY -- THE MOVIE?
NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M RUBBING YOUR FACE IN IT.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
GRAN WILL BE BACK IN HER OWN HOUSE SOON.
I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GAME-WINNING GOAL.
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. HAVE FUN.
IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING, I'LL CRASH. IS "ABI-DETH" A WORD?
IT'S A PLAN.
THIS MORNING SHE ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S HOSTING
SOME OF THAT CHEESE YOU BOUGHT FOR THE LADIES, HUH?
WHY DID YOU DRAW YOUR STORE SO BIG?
WE'RE MEETING HERE IN TWO HOURS FOR THE VANS.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER.
[ LAUGHING ]
MOM, PLEASE BELIEVE ME.
IT'S FRENCH.
HAPPY? DELIRIOUS.
YES. BECAUSE WE USUALLY GIVE OUR GUESTS
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
SHE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR TOWELS ARE EGYPTIAN COTTON.
WHAT SORT OF BIZARRE ACCIDENT OF FATE PUT THEM THERE?
WHO HIS PARENTS DON'T APPROVE OF, HE SEES HER SECRETLY
OKAY.
YOU'D BE SPEAKING GERMAN NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
IT'S GOING THE OTHER WAY, THEY'RE HITTING IT BETWEEN THEM.
I'M FINE.
UH-HUH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE EATING AT GRANDMA'S.
THAT WAS MY HUSBAND.
JOGGING SUIT. SEE, YOU'RE HOOKED.
I SOUND LIKE A SPOILED HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL.
"NO GUYS GO STEADY, IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT
I KNOW THAT, RICHARD. I'M HAPPY TO HAVE HER STAY HERE,
MOM?