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WHERE DO YOU THINK THE SUSAN FALUDIS OF THE WORLD CAME FROM?
IT'S OKAY. NO, IT'S NOT.
KAREN? THAT WENT WELL.
WHEN DEAN SAID HE'D CALL, HE ALWAYS CALLED,
I GUESS IT WASN'T THE CHILTON THING AFTER ALL.
YOU THINK THEY MADE BUTTONS, PUT UP BANNERS?
DO YOU GET FOOD, WATER? SHOULD I PHONE MICHAEL MOORE?
TALKING TO KAREN.
AND I NEVER HAD ANY INTENTION OF ROBBING YOU OF IT.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT --
IT'S THE FIRST OF THREE. THE FIRST OF THREE.
OF COURSE, BY THEN, I'LL BE 70 YEARS OLD.
YOU WERE REALLY LUCKY WITH DEAN.
GOODNIGHT, HONEY. GOODNIGHT, MOM.
IT VARIES. I THOUGHT YOU HAD A PLAN.
* A WALL 10 STORIES HIGH *
YES, YOU DO.
IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT CHRISTMAS STORY.
IT'S BACK TO THE DESERT FOR THE MINUTEMEN, PERHAPS FOR ANOTHER 40 YEARS.
IT PROBABLY JUST SEEMS LIKE WE'VE EATEN A LOT.
WHO'S PROVEN HE CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND ANTIQUE FURNITURE.
NEVER MIND. I'M SORRY I KEPT YOU.
I WAS? YES, YOU WERE.
IT'S ON ITS WAY, MOM.
WELL, THAT'S REALLY WHAT COUNTS IN THE END. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I AM TRULY SORRY.
AND OUR RELATIONSHIP ALTERED FOREVER.
GO OUT, DO SOMETHING. LIKE WHAT?
YOU DO KNOW THAT, DAD, RIGHT?
I WENT OUTSIDE AND HID IN THE BUSHES.
BRIAN HUTCHINS?
"BRING THIS BUTTON TO DOOSE'S
WITH LANE AND HER FAKE BOYFRIEND?
YOU COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS TO CALL HER?
WE CAN START WATCHING NOW, SINCE I DO NOT ANTICIPATE
CLOSING IN ON 150 TIMES.
OH, ISABELLE.
IF I WANT TO GO IN.
I MEAN A REAL PLAN, WITH A TIME AND A PLACE.
AND IS THIS NORMAL, TO BE GETTING HOME FROM WORK SO LATE?
AND I HAVE TO FIND A SLIDE PROJECTOR
EXERCISE WHILE YOU JUNK EAT.
MAYBE THEY'RE GONNA BE PALS NOW.
BABETTE, MISS PATTY... THAT MAN THERE IN THE HAT.
AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING, "LET'S HOOK UP LATER."
OH, MY.
FULL? NO, JUST LATE.
HOLD ON THERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT'S THIS?
OKAY, A LITTLE. BUT SHE'S REALLY NICE, RIGHT?
YOU SURE? POSITIVE.
DURING THIS TIME THAT YOU WATCHED TV, DID HOMEWORK,
OR AM I IMAGINING THINGS?
REALLY. IS THAT YOUNG CHUI?
OH, THAT'S NICE. SO --
MOM? YOU REMEMBER. I'M SO TOUCHED.
BECAUSE HE SAID HE'D CALL ME.
COMPARE DEAN AND JESS. THAT'S NOT FAIR.
JUST HANG ON TILL THEN.
OH. LIMP A LITTLE IF YOU CAN.
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF JUNK THAT ACCUMULATES --
GO BACK TO YOUR STORE AND COUNT PEACHES OR SOMETHING.
SHE IS AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.
YES, MA'AM, I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
EMILY CALLED AND ASKED IF YOU COULD BRING SOME SERVING DISHES.
HOPING YOU'LL CALL, BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME!
THE 15th.
I WAS CALLING TO CHECK MESSAGES AND SEE IF MOM CALLED.
I'LL GO AND SUPERVISE.