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VERY NICE. THAT ONE IS FOR THE GRANDCHILDREN.
NO, THIS REALLY ISN'T HIS KIND OF THING.
NO. WHY?
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY, SHE BOUGHT IT FOR ME AND WOULDN'T LET ME PAY HER.
WHAT WAS I DOING TO MISS THIS?
RIGHT.
EXCUSE ME? YOU TALK FUNNY. YOU FROM FRANCE?
HE LOVES THIS JAPANESE GIRL NAMED KAREN
DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WAS WEARING A TRACK SUIT? I DON'T --
YOU'LL SIT THERE, AND YOU'LL EAT YOUR DESSERT.
ALRIGHT. WELL, I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT DONE HERE ANYHOW.
THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS FOR A TINY BUTTON.
BRIAN HUTCHINS IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
BUT STILL IT'S VERY, VERY EXCITING.
PRETTY CLASSY FOR 4TH GRADER. THAT SOUNDS LIKE LINDSAY.
IT'S LIKE A PLAY BY MOLIERE.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR VOICE. YES. I BROUGHT THE SLIDE MACHINE
SHE ARRANGED FOR HIM TO TAKE ME TO THE HOCKEY GAME.
AND A WONDERFUL CONCEPT, TOO, DON'T YOU THINK?
UH-HUH. ONE QUESTION.
I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND MAKE SURE THE PLACE
I THINK IT'S A WALL.
SO, HOW ARE THINGS WITH JESS?
* GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT *
HAD I KNOWN SPORTS WAS ABOUT EATING, I'D HAVE COME TO MORE.
ORGANIZED MY SOCK DRAWER, RETURNED E-MAILS,
TALK TO SOME OLD WOMEN. TELL US WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOUNG.
I'LL TELL YOU IN A SEC. HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROWN BOOTS?
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER GIRL
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL THEM IN HOCKEY -- PERIODS, NOT HALVES.
JESS.
GRAN? SHE'S GONE MAD.
SHE'S REALLY MISSED YOU LATELY. I MEAN, YOU WORK SO MUCH,
* I ONCE WAS LOST, BUT NOW AM FOUND *
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE'S JEALOUS!
OKAY, THE CONVERSING PART OF THIS MORNING IS NOW OVER.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SAY THAT? BULWARK SOUNDS TOTALLY GAY.
BUT I THINK I'LL JUST -- LORELAI.
AND I THINK MOM JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.
GREAT. GREAT. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
WE DID. AND THE PLAN WAS THAT HE CALLS YOU WHENEVER?
I HAVE PRIDE, TOO, YOU KNOW.
I WON'T FULLY APPRECIATE IT IN MY WEAKENED STATE.
WELL, GOOD. I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.
HI. I'M GOOD, THANKS. UM, HOW ARE YOU?