Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THIS IS AN INTELLIGENCE GAFFE OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS.

THANK YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

WITH BEING HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE, YES.

I'M SORRY? WHY ARE YOU SINGING LIKE THAT?

SO, WHERE'S YOUNG CHUI?

EXCUSE ME, NUMBER 14?

OH, RIGHT. THAT'S COOL. OKAY. WELL, HOW'S THE GAME?

OH, MY GOD! HE'S JEALOUS. THAT'S SO GREAT.

MOST OF US HAD FIRST BOYFRIENDS LIKE BRIAN HUTCHINS.

FOR TONIGHT. TONIGHT?

ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, SHE'S CUTE

IF SOMETHING BAD IS PLAYING. NO THANKS.

WONDERFUL. COME IN AND MEET EVERYONE, WON'T YOU?

"IT'S OSTENTATIOUS TO HAVE FLOWERS THAT TALL."

"A TOUR OF STARS HOLLOW"? MOST OF US WERE BORN HERE!

NEW HIGHBALL GLASSES. FOUR VERY SPECIFIC TYPES OF CHEESE,

WHATEVER. HEY, JESS,

MY ENTIRE OUTFIT WAS RETROFITTED AROUND THOSE BROW--

YES, AND LOOK WHAT NOT LIVING BY A SCHEDULE DOES TO SOMEONE

I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT SECOND PIECE.

THE PUCK RICOCHETED OFF YOUR HEAD INTO THE NET?

THE GUY WITH THE CELLPHONE STAPLED TO HIS EAR? YEAH.

I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO JUST SIT AROUND PINING FOR ME.

THAT YOU CAN OR WANNA DO, THEN FINE.

THERE WILL BE CHEERLEADERS, CLOWNS, PEOPLE DOING THE WAVE.

OH, NO. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THEN PICASSO IS OBSCENE!

AT THE GILMORE HOUSE.

HOWEVER, IN SPITE OF ALL THIS,

YOU CAN'T USE THIS AGAINST GRAN.

BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUNG CHUI IN THAT WAY.

AND HE BECAME MY COMPANION.

* O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE-E-E-E-E *

* THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR *

DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT UPSET WITH MOM RIGHT NOW,

SENDING A MAID TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE TEA. AS IF I DON'T KNOW.

NOW HE'S FINALLY HOME, AND SHE'S THERE,

OH, YES. AND THERE'S A STORY BEHIND THAT.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU NEED?

GOOD. YOU KNOW, JUST ENJOYING MY FIRST HOCKEY GAME.

YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THAT POINTLESS CONVERSATION,

WE HAVEN'T MET SINCE I LEFT SCHOOL. WHAT'VE YOU BEEN UP TO?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

AND I SAW ALL THIS HAIR AND DUST BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD.

WELL, AREN'T WE POPULAR?

THEN I SPENT ABOUT 40 MINUTES CLEANING OUT MY HARD DRIVE.

I MARRIED RICHARD'S FATHER.

WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER?

3,000 LOVELY MILES OF WATER.

I'M NO LONGER ALONE. TAYLOR FOUND YOU?

WATCH YOU GUYS PLAY TONIGHT? YOU'RE LIKE A GROUPIE.

UM. WELL, THE 15th LOOKS WIDE OPEN,