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YOU CAN'T BE THE KIND THAT GETS MAD IN HER HEAD,

I HAVE A SLIDE PROJECTOR. I'D BE HAPPY TO BRING IT OVER TONIGHT.

WHOA. WHOA. UH, WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, YOU KNOW, JUST HUNG OUT.

IT'S A GOOD STORY. I'M SURE.

IT DID HAPPEN AT CHRISTMAS, THEY'D GO, "REALLY?

MUST SHE KEEP INTERRUPTING THE WEEKLY DINNER

WHAT HYMN IS THAT?

WE COULD GET MATCHING JOGGING SUITS.

YOU COULD ALMOST GET RID OF THE SPORTS PART.

I MEAN, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE, HMM?

WHICH IS TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT STILL, IT'S HARD.

THAT MUST BE WHY I'M SINGING IT.

I JUST WISH THAT ONCE IN A WHILE

OF POTENTIAL ACQUISITIONS FOR THE MUSEUM.

THEN LET'S GET IT ON!

YEAH, IT'S TRUE. I'M SORRY.

SO, MANY YEARS AGO, I MET A MAN,

* WAS BLIND, BUT NOW I SEE *

PROMISE ME YOU WON'T SIT HERE ALL NIGHT STARING AT THE PHONE.

YES, TAYLOR, I KNOW. IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

THIS ALLIANCE COULD MAKE THINGS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.

OF STARS HOLLOW HIGH HOCKEY FOR YEARS.

EVERYONE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM IF YOU WANNA GO IN.

WAS SHE LOOKING AT ME? SHE WASN'T LOOKING AT ME, DUDE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

LET'S JUST ENJOY THE GAME.

SO, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

WE'LL TRY TO MAKE IT. TRY TO MAKE IT?

SHE WANTS TO KNOW SHE'LL BE COMFORTABLE.

THAT'S NOT GOOD, KID.

AND BE UNABLE EAT YOURSELF SO THAT I'LL NEED TO

BUT TONIGHT, THERE WAS NO PROMISED LAND,

I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

SHE'S GOING TO THE HOCKEY GAME WITH HER FAKE BOYFRIEND.

OKAY, SO THAT WAS WEIRD, RIGHT? OH, YEAH. WAY WEIRD.

I GOT TICKETS TO THE DISTILLERS.

AND THE PLATTERS AND THE PUNCH BOWL.

HEY, MOM, HOW ABOUT WE GO GET

Kirk: WELL, MUCH LIKE THE ISRAELITES OF YORE

I GUESS IT'S WONDERFUL GRAN HAS A GUY.

THAT'S THE ITINERARY I WORKED OUT.

DUDE, REMEMBER THE DRILL INSTRUCTOR

YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE

NO NEW CANAAN, ONLY A HUMILIATING 5-1 DEFEAT

LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU GUYS HAVE PLANS?

OKAY, BE RIGHT BACK.