Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that's exactly what he did.
They messed with the wrong pony!
Keep those columns coming!
For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt
No more namby-pamby stories like last year's editor.
Well, when you put it that way...
And if Gabby Gums really does go into retirement,
So we decided to create one for all three of us.
You know what they say, all toasters toast toast
You stole my secret diary and published it for all the world to read!
No!
We couldn't fit all of our names.
I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville!
"Baby Birds Born...?" "Rarity's Hot New Hat...?"
Luan Loud it wasn't him
I don't want you doing news anymore.
Could I borrow this to show my friends?
No...
so take your little gossip column and your embarrassing photographs
I guess you're right.