Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We do it for you. - No, I don't think so.
- You can't see an X-ray. - I can.
[Beeping]
Good evening, Mr. Newton. Would you take off your pajama jacket, please?
I'll offer you 10% of my net profits...
And tomorrow, we'll go to church.
[Man On TV] We do it for you.
[Country]
[Wind Chimes Jingling]
my old life went straight out the window.
- Maybe someday. - And make the world go away
They've, uh -They've made this announcement.
The more secretive you are about your life...
[Distorted Voice] The colors are beautiful.
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Farnsworth Narrating] It happened literally overnight.
[Dog Barking]
May I sit down?
It probably depends on why you're here.
It will be recycled for you.
I wouldn't sell it to Random House.
- What? - Nothing.
and have a damned good look in its mouth."
- All night? - If you take this assignment...
I'm not sure. We've got a serious unemployment problem on our hands now.
Corrected...
[Table Tennis Ball Bouncing]
You must believe it, Mary-Lou.
- Finish your drink. - Please don't do it. You don't understand.
You see, Mr. Newton, I'm kind of a clich. I'm the disillusioned scientist.
Let's -
Don't touch my eyes.
Professor Canutti, are there any major new developments...
[Cackling]
Oh, the company that made that self-developing film that I showed you a while ago?
- That's the fact. - Face the facts.
- [Gunshots] - [Whooping]
- Yes. - Mmm.
14, 13...
When life was slow
Perhaps it's in the nature of television.
No, you won't be able to take them out.
[Farnsworth] Perhaps you're not so different after all, Mr. Newton.
[Buzzer Buzzing]
I don't hate anyone.
They won't let her do a thing
This country's rich.
- Understand? - I understand.
[Phone Ringing]
But from research done by my colleagues in the U.K., it's unclear...
You're very thin.
Well, I know it's gonna be very exciting working with you. I -
- Not more? - More?
somewhere down there.
We've handed song sheets out today...
[Zipper Opening]
Oliver.
I'll offer you 10% of my net profit
[Man Belches]
- Tropical. - True love
In, say, three years, what would this be worth to me?
Would you like a drink?
Mr. Newton, this kind of money buys more than 10 hours even of my time.
I think romance is on the rise
All right.
- Just a glass of water. - No, no.
- But it's not enough. - [Woman On TV] I must remember that.
It doesn't fit, Tommy.
- I'm paying. I'm - - Good-bye, heart
Where are you - Where are you going?
It's perfect.
- Would you like a scotch? - Yes, please.
Why?
That means freedom. You know what I mean?
- True love - [Sighs]
- We've met before. I - - [Door Closes]
- Hello, Mr. Newton. - Hello, Dr. Bryce. I'm glad you came.
You watched it all on television?
Oh, a glass of water.
- That's all right, Nurse. - Very straightforward.
Try to remember
It's blinding.
No. No!
[Sobs] I hate - No, I don't.
[Continues]
I don't know why you're living with me. Oh -
and I didn't need the stimulation of legs and so forth.
[Sighs] Well, I'll be seeing you then, Mr. -
I don't know why, but I'll never be able to remember that name.
One.
- What's happened to me? - [Ends]
I want to show you this because I value your contribution to my work.
- May I see it? - With W.E. Film, what you see is what you get.
[Orchestra Continues]
Keep to 30, please.
[Laughing]
- [Organ] - Stand, please.
- [Fanfare] - [Man #1] This is a unique moment...
music doesn't disturb me.
What do you mean?
Mm-hmm.
I found my thrill
but the true mysteries remain.
Hardest hit by the wet weather have been the Southwestern states...
You must know there's always a chance.
[Violins Continue]
What are they like, your children?
Who'd you make it for then?
- Don't worry about it. - I won't.
- And you give to me - Oh, shoot!
People need reassuring...
Do you know what would happen if they found out your visa had expired?
Come on. Tell me one thing.
[Sobbing]
World Enterprises works for you, for us.
Oh, uh, and, Mr. Farnsworth, about this, uh...
You won't find anyone else like me, you know.