Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you're the captain?
Oh! Fine.
Uh, after Victoria and I broke up, I had some free time.
No, I mean, good that Robin can't dump him.
And Nick is our best player, so as far as I'm concerned, you can both keep your groins on ice.
Ted, having a kid changes things.
- What happened? - [Sobs] I...
I never told a story like that.
His team of lawyers was called the Force Majeures.
I saw the space in a way my opponents never would.
who once ate a vanilla-scented candle.
- There's something I need to talk to you about. - No, Robin, I'm sorry.
Look, buddy, I'm also the captain of a team...
Uh, hold up. Hold up. Are you suggesting that you are a member of a sports team...
Groins on Ice. Least popular Madison Square Garden holiday show ever.
You guys think that he's dumb too?
Why are you so into this basketball league?
If you think like an architect, you could win a thousand games without ever touching a ball.
Oh. [Chuckles] Ted, come on.
You know, the problem is...
and then you're exhausted from being up all night.
Anyway, this fortune-teller... she was able to tell me all sorts of stuff about my future...
We win a $25 gift card to Bennigan's.
Um...